Things Peyton have said...

Peyton:  I went to church with Papa.

Me: How did that go?

Peyton:  The neighbors were there.

Me:  Oh

Peyton:  I prayed they would move away.

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Peyton:  Are you doing Chemistry?

Me: Yes

Peyton:  Are you making things blow up?

Me: No

Peyton:  That's kinda lame.

An hour later, he was sleeping on the couch.  I made something kinda blow up.

He missed it.

Lame

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At the library

Peyton:  Why is that guy staring at you?

Me: He asked me if I came to the library to use the internet.

Peyton: What did you say?

Me: I said no, I came to look at books.

Peyton: What did he say?

Me: He asked me if I was married.

Peyton:  What did you tell him?

Me: I said yes

Peyton: But you aren't married, why did you tell him that?

Me: So he would leave me alone.  It worked.  He got up and walked to that table.

Peyton: But he's still staring at you.  Do I need to talk to him?

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Peyton:  Mom, can we go to Chick-fil-a

Me: Yes, are you buying?

Peyton:  I'm buying myself my free frozen lemonade. You take care of the rest.

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Peyton: Mom, I promise to take showers if you buy me bar soap.

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Peyton: Mom, I like wearing almost the same thing everyday.

Mom: That's okay as long as it's clean.

Peyton:  Yeah, I don't want to be the smelly kid.

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