Peyton: I went to church with Papa.
Me: How did that go?
Peyton: The neighbors were there.
Peyton: I prayed they would move away.
Peyton: Are you doing Chemistry?
Peyton: Are you making things blow up?
Peyton: That's kinda lame.
An hour later, he was sleeping on the couch. I made something kinda blow up.
He missed it.
At the library
Peyton: Why is that guy staring at you?
Me: He asked me if I came to the library to use the internet.
Peyton: What did you say?
Me: I said no, I came to look at books.
Peyton: What did he say?
Me: He asked me if I was married.
Peyton: What did you tell him?
Me: I said yes
Peyton: But you aren't married, why did you tell him that?
Me: So he would leave me alone. It worked. He got up and walked to that table.
Peyton: But he's still staring at you. Do I need to talk to him?
Peyton: Mom, can we go to Chick-fil-a
Me: Yes, are you buying?
Peyton: I'm buying myself my free frozen lemonade. You take care of the rest.
Peyton: Mom, I promise to take showers if you buy me bar soap.
Peyton: Mom, I like wearing almost the same thing everyday.
Mom: That's okay as long as it's clean.
Peyton: Yeah, I don't want to be the smelly kid.
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